Distant and Dissatisfied

  • Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
  • Me:
  • Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face

funkies:

i’m laughing so hard because it’s only tuesday and by laughing i mean crying and screaming

(via annko)