Distant and Dissatisfied

Anonymous asked: I'd give anything to fuck your brains out.

Cool!

seancouturiersbeard:

i just met you

and this is crazy

but its the playoffs

so shut the fuck up

(via no-lungs)

• Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
• Me:
• Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face

funkies:

i’m laughing so hard because it’s only tuesday and by laughing i mean crying and screaming

(via loadmywordswithcare)